Sometimes certain people live a huge paradox: they live as if all they can see is themselves, which ironically, leads them to never really seeing what huge toolbags they are. Weird.

Been watching Suits which is a show about successful people and it makes me want to be successful too but then I watch Community which is a show about failures and I feel like I'll be okay as long as I develop some comedic skills I think

I have an aversion to the type of youths/people my age who are over-motivated, it literally sickens me. Maybe it's jealousy. Maybe I just really hate that they're spoiling the market for bags of lard like me. Maybe it's Maybelline but probably not

I leave in a week and I feel desperate